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million-dollars-qn

stupid me.

jen: i’m going JB with seline & cindy next sunday for shopping. seline ask u along.

me: huh?! me? no. my guy will not agree.

jen: you never noe.

we decided to bet. haha ! dinner? starbucks?

not exciting enough, i claim.

hk disneyland hotel stay. (let me explain. we are going in july. i be toking abt goin disneyland for d longest time! jen decided to fulfill one of my dreams with me :))) but we are not gotta stay at disneyland, be bugging her “okie? yes? can? i really wanted.” she keep saying NO, waste $$.

i say guy wont agree. jen felt tat he might.

my msg to guy “million dollars qn: can i go JB with jen & her 2 msia girl frds next sun for shopping?”

moment of truth.

“YES ! “

gasp.. ahhh .. ouch… pain.. sob

there goes my disneyland hotel stay !

not feeling that disappointment abt it. going disneyland is already a dream come true, hotel stay is a bonus i can do without.

lesson #1: see, contentment is the key.

lesson #2: don’t gamble.

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queer

another one of my lists !

whats your queer ?

here my list:

me + robot .. no further explanation needed.

guy + red car .. agree?! no? sorry my dear, it still bothers me !

hashbrown + chili.. one man medicine’s another man’s poison. okie, not that serious.

coffee + blueberry.. starbucks. guy tried this recently. frown.

milo + creamer + condensed milk + sugar.. yup, that how i take my milo. no, it wont give you diaherra.

orange + coffee or tea.. personally i think this is super-weird. hot & cold. okie, i confess, i once had hot & cold milo, jie scolded me. and no, no diaherra. J

me + clubbing 3 times a week.. with jen. those where the days man. nope, i don’t drink. so why club? for you to find out. haha

me + cane.. can u imagine? with my innocent-look. ;D

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– ~ – how to be happy – ~ –

.. inspired to write this ..

how to be (or remain) happy :

1) be thankful you are alive..  lucky you ! you get to read the rest of the list.

2) eat.. junk food.. did u realise unhealthy food are the best !

3) laugh at yourself .. humor keeps me sane. omg, do I sound depressed?! J

4) look at the stars / sea / cloud.. for unknown reasons, it always make me smile

5) send flowers to someone.. you-are-happy-make-me-happy-theory.

6) 5 mins tok with kj.. he made me laugh. mr wong – are you proud of yourself ?!

7) whine / complain .. make my problem your problem. this is my favourite. hey, its everyone favourite !

8) 7 hrs of slp .. u need this to accomplish point 9

9) be mean to someone.. don’t do this often !

10) groceries shopping for Guy… what’s happier den spending monies & keeping someone happy!

11) torture mr frog.. i love to bend his long arms / legs

12) go for a walk.. clear your head kinda tink.

13) stressball.. never knew whether this is useful. usually i’ll convinced myself my little red ball helps in relieving stress.

14) 2 glasses of water.. ahh.. if u see me drinking away, just let me be. come back in 5mins.

15) hug piglet.. everyone need a hugs.

16) blog.. writing helps.

17) cry.. my all-time favourite ! Guy – get use to it. sorry !

18) do my kncukles tinky. stay.away.

19) put on my ‘plesae-don’t-hurt-me-look’ & Guy will give in to me… Guy, do i really have this look?!

20) bite my nails.. i do this when I’m distracted (readin my book) when i’m restless, when I’m nervous.

Guy: For me is simple, juz look at pix:

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men + woman

guy, remember u told me this?
Smart man + smart woman = romance (we’re here?!) (pai seh call myself a smart man..)
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

keke.

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yes = no

guy – remember this!  😀
“Yes = No”
“No” = Yes
“Maybe” = No
“I’m sorry” = You’ll be sorry
“We need” = I want
“It’s your decision” = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
“Do what you want” = You’ll pay for this later.
“Sure, go ahead” = I don’t want you to.
“I’m not upset” = Of course I’m upset you moron.
“We need to talk” = I need to complain.
“I’m okay” = I’m not okay = i am really okay
“anything” = you’ll get to decide but must be what i want.
PS – i’m joking, dont cane me !

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…man’s talk…

My friend shared with me wat his gal friend told him about the funny thing about b4 and after marriage.

Before marriage, the stupid things the man did, the woman will think its cute and funny, and maybe sweet…

After marriage, the stupid things the man did, the woman will think its really stupid and very irriating…

Heehee… Happy monday!

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the words that moved me…

Ah ha! You pple must be thinking abt words that moved me is from girl. Nope, its not wat i’m blogging abt. I dun remember wat leds me to tell girl that the words of Justice Tay Yong Kwang moved me so much that i will remember for a long time. Its about the famous AWOL case with rifle, Dave Teo.

Justice Tay said:

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‘MY HEART hurts for you that so young a man will have to spend some of the best years of his life in prison and have to undergo so many strokes of the cane, but I trust that you understand a deterrent sentence is unavoidable in the circumstances.

Dave, you have had a very hard life. I hope that this unfortunate and traumatic wrong turn in your life will make you much more mature and a whole lot wiser and that you will spend the next few years reconstructing your young life.

I hope that you will pursue your studies, listen to good advice from counsellors and learn many skills while in prison and that, upon your release, you will have a life full of meaning and purpose to honour the memory of your grandmother and your beloved younger brother.

It has been written, ‘To everything there is a season’. There was a time when you loved, there came a time when you hated. There was a time when you felt you wanted to kill, now is the time for you to heal. There was a time you were broken down, now is the time to build yourself up. There was a time when you were at war in your being, now is the time to restore peace within.

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Amazing words… He is my singapore idol…

But of course there were critics that said that he is being hypocrite to say these words after passing a harsh judgement on him. I don’t think so…

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imperfection

“sometimes we strive so hard for perfection that we forget that imperfection is happiness”

you dont love someone because they’re perfect. you love them in spite of the fact that they are notp10101121

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my toys

my unusual hobby – fixing robots.
Ling find it hard to believe .. ‘you? minying? robots?!’

this green devilish creature is named “baby’ what a joke right? keke p1010111p1010089present from guy. what a coincidence. i got him a polo tee & he got me this robot. no reason for the ‘gift-exchange’ blow my mind away when guy passed me this robot. *grin* i name him ‘nameless’ yeap, it happens at 4am when i have limited brain cell left.

p1010110ahh.. i wanted this toy for quite some time. izzit he beautiful & cool?! his name is mr armless. reason: took me 20mins, trying to figure out his arm. gave up & he was armless for a week before guy came over to fix his arms in less den 5mins. yeap, like i mention it a guy’s tink. we woman just dont get it. pardon me for being a woman !p1010106conclusion ; yeap. i am odd. i love my soft toy, i love reading, i like wearin skirt, i am soft-hearted, i am a girl but i’m in love with robots. go figure.