jurong stadium is littered with ppl – kids / adults / old / fat / skinny / gay (haha!) / show-off / cmi-ppl (which is me !)/ shoeless runner / everyone & their frds.

my target = 3 rounds = 1.2km

not bad. push myself 4 or izzit 5? after awhile, the stadium look the same ! last round was really pushing it, focus on the finishing line.

*push push push*

my exact tots was ‘life is a race. i cant give up. yeap, it just jogging, what with the attitude? but i’m not a quitter!’

*pat on the back*

yeap, guy is worried tat i might collapse ! he kept giving me the look. fyi – i’m okie.

not so okie the next 2 days. my legs scream non-stop ! and i am insane, still wear heels to work. stupid tot being, since i’m aldy in pain, might as well ! yeap, i mentioned. stupid tot. keke

yeap, joggin is torturing but i had fun.

I was driving and i heard this over the radio: the most common words that woman uses…

Fine = to end a losing conversation/arguement with pride

Nothing (girl’s fav) = something, juz that u din find out/observe

5 mins = 30 mins

this gotta be the grossiest entry !

cockroaches and me.

my first gross encounter: clementi bus interchange. waiting for bus & i felt something on my neck. *gasp* cockroach ! yucks ! scream my head off. this auntie walk by causally & flip the cockroach causally. cool.

my second gross-encounter: second date with guy. soya-bean shop. toking & trying to act disinterested in him..when i felt something crawling up my leg ! let out a little scream, reach out for his hand. he came over my side. so embarrassing ! *blushing*

last & hopefully final gross-encounter: camping with guy. notice this little cockroach in the tent. i reacted by jumping into his lap. not the kind of image i wanna portray but yeap, it happens.

gross-ed out.

what was i tinking? blogging abt cockroach ! please please, don’t let me dream of cockroach later 😉

nitey nite.

my take on this:

-money make the world go round.

-money changed ppl.

-money made a man fool ard, no, he might not go out to look for girls but girls will appear mysteriously.

-money made me go away, coz i don’t have to deal with that.

its a point of view.

PS – in order to understand me, you have to agree with me !

so. the million dollar qn from guy to me:

he brought a lottery tix & it turn out to be the first prize, the tix on the table, will i return the ticket to him?

answer:

yes. it not mine to keep. the ticket belongs to him, he will get it back & yeap, ‘we see how’ but chances are, he keep the monies & lose a gf. haha

lesson $1: guy don’t buy toto.

lesson $2: guy. just surrender all your monies to me if you hit the jackpot.

note: sorry ! there no ‘lesson’ here. what?! i’m not the master or rather mistress in life’s lesson !

just a tot.

materials:
a cane – yes, i really got him a cane. omg, which gf does this?! wicked humor. note: please be assured, i wont cane him !
papers – wrote messages
tape – stick the papers on the cane
ribbon – tie it right at the top
spray paint – silver cane coz brown is boring.. !

the idea:
the original idea was something different yet similar (sorry, i cant reveal!)
we always tease each other ‘i cane you! wanna cane me? don’t cane me?” tot tat this is sucha funny idea. i had a good laugh buyin the cane and amazing, it look good / interesting.
note: admiring my own creation.

total cost:
$4. so proud of myself.

duration:
45mins.

note:
never underestimate the power of left-handed, we are indeed creative or i’m simply full of shit or ideas (dependin on your point of view)

aftermath:
he’s surprise, i tink even more surprise when i told him it’s cane. you cant really tell coz of the silver colour. haha

aint i clever?

PS – i have plenty of ideas up my sleeves. i can sell you my ideas if you wanna impressed your partner. keke

PPS – what will i do for an encore? buy him a bamboo & deco it? haha. again with the clever/ stupid ideas (dependin on your point of view)

happy 2nd mths !

once in awhile, i received character-analyse-emails.. as if I dunno myself well! still. i play for the fun of it.. free enough to blog abt it.

here one:

put the following  5 animals in the order of your preference:-

Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

girl’s answer. tiger, horse, sheep, cow, pig

this will define your priorities in your life:-

Tiger Signifies PRIDE (reason: i choose tiger for its strength, for being the king of the jungle )

Horse Signifies FAMILY (reason: in terms of strength, next to tiger)

Sheep Signifies LOVE (reason: soft, furry animal. this is third on my list)

Cow Signifies CAREER (reason: i want pig to be the last, so this is the fourth. haha )

Pig Signifies MONEY (reason: i don’t like pig)

surprise

surprise !

what’s yours? have a good wkend. 😀

This is a story lifted from somewhere… Very touching…

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The girl in the picture is Katie Kirkpatrick, she is 21 . Next to her, her fiancé, Nick, 23. The picture was taken shortly before their wedding ceremony, held on January 11, 2005 in the US . Katie has terminal cancer and spend hours a day receiving medication. In the picture, Nick is waiting for her on one of the many sessions of chemo to end.

In spite of all the pain, organ failures, and morphine shots, Katie is going along with her wedding and took care of every detail. The dress had to be adjusted a few times due to her constant weight loss.

An unusual accessory at the party was the oxygen tube that Katie used throughout the ceremony and reception as well. The other couple in the picture are Nick’s parents. Excited to see their son marrying his high school sweetheart.

Katie, in her wheelchair with the oxygen tube , listening to a song from her husband and friends .

At the reception, Katie had to take a few rests. The pain did not allow her to stand for long periods.

Katie died five days after her wedding day. Watching a woman so ill and weak getting married and with a smile on her face makes us think…..

Happiness is reachable, no matter how long it lasts .
We should stop making our lives complicated.
Life is short
Break the rules
forgive quickly
love truly
laugh constantly
And never stop smiling
no matter how strange life is
Life is not always the party we expected to be
but as long as we are here, we should smile and be grateful.

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”

God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had  so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
“I thought you  said I had another 43 years.
Why didn’t you pull me from  out of the path of the  ambulance..?”

God replied: ……….
“I didn’t recognize you laa……”

have a fun friday ! 😀

kill audience part 2

whats up? whats with the chim-tots?

yet i am intrigued.

check out this link.

www.dc2go.net/www/index.php?Itemid2=73&option=com_mtree&task=listcats&cat_id=402&Itemid=72

oh man. you can practically shop for social escorts online! how ‘awesome’ is that. duh.

first came to know abt this trade via this book – Invisible Trade by Gerrie Lim. btw there’s a Invisble Trader II.

his book opened up a whole new world to me. huh? u mean things like that happened? sg? omg ! and den i go on to read abt the acts, the girls, the monies, the whys.

morally, i have comments on social escort. yet who am i to comments on their lifestyle? rich man / woman pay, services provided. as simple as that.

the norm issue again. who define the rights / wrongs.

i can agure with myself until the cows come home or rather i met guy for dinner. there wont be any conclusion. so i shld end off with plain & simple tots: it’s not right selling yourself for monies but it your life. ruin it or live it. hey you get to decide.

i’m outta here.

say hi to jie.. the face , the smile, the height – more hints?

my twin.

look again.

physically we do look alike, we sound alike over the phone, we shared lotsa small gestures, the way we laugh, the way she tug her hair, she is so-me. haha

she’s the only one who can complete my sentence & the one who can read my mind. smts we just have to give each other ‘the look’  – the 9 mths together helps.

its not a walk in the park having a twin sis. we fought when we r kids, pulled at each other hair (jie – im sure u r smiling at this !) we bite each other, i toture her bear, she dump my bear into the rubbish chute ! kor had to rescue our bears. haha yet we look after each other in school.

as adults, we chat late into the nite, we giggle, we tok abt bfs, i woke her up when my tummy ache, i cry on her shoulder when shit happens, she gave me hugs, i laugh at her when she tok in her dreams, she pray with me when my hamster die, she shared with me abt christianity. (fyi – she the only christain in the family) she’s the one who taught me to say ‘love u jie’

it interesting having someone who is so similar to you yet different – diff religion, diff taste in bf ! haha. diff chara. how is that possible?! wonders of the world.

lastly – can i praise my parents here? =) they set alot of good examples of how a family should be – sharing, laughter, deal with problems together. i like it when dad say something & i can hear mum giggle. i like it when they tok late into the night, even though it gossip! haha ! i like it when they go singing every wkend. of coz, they have their share of ups & downs, which couple don’t? but from them, i see how a marriage could last for 20 years.

sweet.

PS – are you surprised by this posting? after reading so much abt me & my love. i always tok abt my family but seldom blogged abt them… i am what i am coz of them…