he texted me this:

for your entertainment: i dreamed that i am shopping with derrick at a mall, then suddenly the lights went out. then someone stole my pants when i’m still wearing it. when the lights came back, i’m w/o pants. Then i quickly go buy since I’m in the mall. But cannot find size, somemore my wallet is in that pants.. then i woke up. That’s all for afternoon joke. 😀

my reply:

for your entertainment: i daydream that you gimme a 10k worth of tiffany ring, i lost it in the toilet, den i accidentally scratch your car, i have a headache coz i slp late, i lost the ring & ur car in a terrible state. you become super sulky. end of joke. haha

let me clarify on my jokes:

i’m teasing him. i’m not into tiffany ring and i love to slp late. this habits bothered him. sorry my dear ! and sorry, i decided to broadcast these 2 jokes. good things must share. ;))