went facial & my facial-girl & i start chattin abt work, food, life, bfs.

interesting.

lets name my facial-girl = “F”

f is attached, just brought a car with her bf & looking at houses. they have be dating for a year & yeap, of coz marriage is on the table. but f is still looking for better guy to come along. if a better man comes along – who can make her happier, provide her with a better life, buy her stuff, she gotta jump boat. as woman, we shld seek for the best.

i kept quiet. hello, my face is in her hand & i’m not gotta say anytink to pisses her off. but there’s notink to stop me from bloggin abt it. :p

i disagree with f. true. we want the best for ourselves but i never/wont agree with that view. u don’t jump boat coz u received a bigger LV bag. who/what do you marry? monies or the man? ultimately it your partner’s chara that matters izzit? let turn the table around, f’s bf jump boat if there a prettier girl that comes along. ah.

its never abt the monies, the car, the looks etc.. honestly what abt f herself? what is she contributing to the r/s that gave her the right to be choosy. yeap, one simple reason – coz we r human & we want the best for ourselves.

sorry. i still disagree.

guy said “love is a commitment” i believe in loving someone who is true to me, the standard needs comes into play – respect, understanding, trust etc etc same as previous, i don’t want to have all the monies in the world with no one to share with & feeling so empty inside. sad.

marriage vows ..will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her in sickness and in health and forsaking all others, be faithful to her..

that’s what love is all about, izzit?

PS – way to go girl. trying to kill audience with my tots.

PPS – guy, i’m stickin to you even if u have only 50 cents left. 😉

our first camping trip. double-first. for guy & girl.

Guy – surprised when u told me u never pitch a tent before ! well, neither have i. of coz we managed to figure it out. smart. it wasn’t that difficult.

my guy did all the preparation – tent / sleeping bag / bunsen burner / torchlight / have-you. ( PS – supermarketing together )

meals – chef lee prepared the following – bee hoon + canned meat / campbell soup / 3 in 1 coffee / nissin cup noodles / pancake + maple syrup – all carefully cooked using bunsen burner..i provide the tummy to finish all the food. oh yeap, i provide the praises too.

forgot – his mag / 2 x 500ml mineral water / 3 in 1 milo / mini – fan. silly him.

accidents – twice. accidentally spill water. first boiling water & second room temperature water.

casualty: 0 (choy! touch wood)

walk to toilet: 5 mins walk.

neighbours: plenty. left / right. families. loners. couples. you name it. east coast park got it.

freak-out: a small cockroach in the tent. i’m fine, really, don’t start with the concern ! caterpillar for him. *gross*

planes: countless. i love planes-watching.

lee child: 1 book, 3 usage. read. pillow. bunsen burner support.

fun facts #1: do you noe that you need a camping permit? check this out. www.axs.com.sg/phpweb/consumer/npark_camping_permit.php i told my guy abt it “you need a permit to pitch a tent.” his replied “u need to get ur mum to sign consent form?” silly ! govt permit, not my mummy.

fun facts #2: i can survive a night w/o air-con / fan. haha. yeap, i nearly die-ed.

fun facts #3: carpark G is a long walk to the camping site. guy, i’m not complaining here. like i said, i’m okie with the walking. at least i didnt walk alone.

note: this camping trip sorta last min. we be toking abt it but not much advanced preparation. lotsa last min. we both prefered planning in advanced yet smts the key word is ‘fun’ not ‘plan’ so let’s be spontaneous ! ;D

thank you guy for the crazy adventure! i had fun. tired but fun being the key word.

Hi, it’s co-blogger guy again… Yeah, man’s talk again… part 3

 Met up with super duper long time old friends, primary 3 friends, 18 yrs of friendship?! Its been really long time we din meet up. A lot of things to catch up, we talk from 6:30pm to 11:00pm at TCC. I think a lot of pple is pissed coz we are hogging the table and there’s queue outside, keke.

Anyway juz share with u a bit of my friend’s story that is worth to learn from.

He’s a sign-on regular at the air-force. He picked up smoking since Sec 2, goodness, that is something i din know until that day! He’s quite a regular smoker since then. Once, hhe was sent to Australia for an exercise. He was to stationed at a hill top, bare piece of small land that is super boring, for a period of 4 days. He’s cigarettes could only last him for 1 day plus, so the 2nd, 3rd and 4th day is killing him, considering the place is so empty and boring and basically nothing to do.

On the 4th day, pple came up the hill to recover them back to base. He asked for cigarettes from them immediately. He squat at one corner, smoke the cigarette so hard, so intense, with eyes half-opened, juz like a drug addict. He said that even there’s a naked beauty in front of him, he will ignore. He smoke 2 sticks straight away. After smoking, he realised how addicted to smoking he is. He freaks out. He always thought that he is in control. The fact is not. The fact is scary.

After going back to camp, he gave away all his cigarettes, decided to quit smoking. From that day onwards, he didn’t smoke at all. I admire he’s determination.

Not everyone will see the need of quit smoking. He is fortunate enough to be in that situation in order to realise it, without a harm.

This post is specially for smokers, please quit smoking, stop being controlled, stop damaging yourself. It can be done.

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile….Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve reached
Date: 16 Mar 2008
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we
are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I’ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

😀

this is from an email and i love it:

i am thankful :-

for the taxes i pay because it means i am employed.

for weariness & aching muscles at the end of the day because it means i have be capable of working hard.

for the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means i have enough to eat.

for the pile of laundry & ironing because it means i have clothes to wear.

for the shadow that watches me work because it means i am out in the sunshine.

for the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means i am alive.

decided to come up with my own version 1.0 :-

i am thankful :-

for a sister who called me loser sometimes because she loved me. (stop calling me loser! keke)

for a protective brother who get super-angry when someone bullies me because he cares abt me. (yeap, he is the #1 dragon-slayer, sorry guy)

for a mother who nags at me when i slp late because she worries abt me. (ying eh, 2am liao, still not sleeping eh? u not workin tml meh?!)

for a frd, jen who tok to me daily because she feels comfortable sharing with me her life. (she’s my ‘hubby’)

for the super-loud & irrating PCK song that be playing on the mrt station because it means i can hear. (someone please complain!)

for being short because i get to wear heels haha !

for guy because he shown me love. (everyone – orh, so sweet. )

for everyone who loves me for who i am. (thank you !)

this is fun. i shall do a version 2.0 later.

uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090610/twl-pregnant-man-gives-birth-to-another-3fd0ae9.html

interesting.

hmmm… cant decide my view on this. agree or disagree?

disgusted? sorry to say, yes !

what is the norm? who define the norm anyway?

its against humanity. but who am i to say that? it your-life-kind-of-speech.

whatever it is, i don’t want to be his kids. outcast. how do u explain to the kids “yes, daddy give birth to u instead of mummy” strange.

here at hminying.com, we constantly look for interesting article to keep audience (and ourselves) entertained! arent we totful?

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…  don’t waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually.  Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system..Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable)…
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable  products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all.  Wine is made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q:  Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A:  YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ….. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.

In fact, they’re permeated in it.  How could getting more vegetables be bad for  you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?

A:  Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?

A:  If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q:  Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A:  Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!

Girl : Guy now you understand my love for supper ;p

follow at your own risk. 😀

a book – “if life is a game, these are the rules” interesting little book.

i guess everyone have little rules in their life, these are mine:

rule #1 – be happy

life is full of choices. watever it is, be happy. always. 😀

rule #2 – there’s no forever

change is constant. of coz, me, like everyone else, prefer stability / security. but ppl changed. human nature.

rule #3 – you only live once

this open up all sorts of possibilities in life. things that i never tot of trying / doing / eating (yeap, i had duck recently) why limit yourself? have fun! afterall, you only live once. pardon me while i do something stupid like paint guy’s nails pink. no, not stupid enough. eat duck’s bottom?! keke this is a very useful rule, use it to dare your frd. yeap, jen have been using it on me 😉 do break the rules sometimes peeps.

rule #4 – never say never

look at me. back to school at 27. look at me. again. i swear i wont go thai but i went last yr with jen.  look at me. again-again. nothing to write abt. haha but you get the idea. no? more examples? analyze your own life. 🙂

love me & my rules. (actually i name them my life’s policy) remarks: shit. ppl have be hitting me with my rules. 😀

i love guy’s policy “say only, u do lar”

kor: so hot.

primary two girl: you don’t say you are hot. hot means attractive. say warm.

edna-jie: so hot.

primary two girl giggle .

cute.

yeap, that’s the name of my new robot – just kidding.

we fixed this together, in less den 3 hrs.

and i gave him the honor of naming my robot… he managed to come up with awful-er name den me !

poor robots.

lets recall. i have baby / mr armless / namless / just kidding.

again. poor robots.

my condolences.

:p