if memory serves, girl wrote this last week – i wont buy 4D, what the reason i gave?!

waste time & wont strike.

haha. four days later. i found myself at ntuc, tix on hand, willin to pay 8 bucks.

chattin with ling & joke that yeap, u dream of ‘auntie’ maybe u shld buy 4D. her eyes lit up. uh-no. she pause & asked me theatrically ‘ying, r u busy after lunch? shall we?’ she gave me the-oh-pretty-please-look. duh. what can i say? i don’t like being the wet blanket, if you cant beat them, join them. :p

me: okie. but i dunno how to buy. how? ask our warehouse guys?

ling: yes, yes.

after the know-how, we bravely walk under the hot sun, to ntuc counter & we had mcd for lunch. if you had to know. and yeap, it was delicious. okie, i’m gettin lame.

this phrase – never say never – it worth mentionin twice !

Long time since i last blogged… – girl,  excuse us, i need to settle our ‘family squabbles’

Hmmm… maybe i should blog abt friend’s ‘rocket ride’…. Here’s it, Subaru WRX:

This ride is crazy! It’s really next to sitting on a rocket. It’s not the first time that he took me for a spin. But this time it’s diff coz he upgraded his tires, suspension, exhaust and tuned. Damn it, i should refuse, after seeing so many subarus getting into accidents lately. (girl -deep breath) But becoz girl said before: ‘U only live once’….. (girl – this is not applicable here, u knew it !) heehee, okay that’s an excuse.

Kallang stadium… cornering at 80km/h, sprinting 120km/h, entering nicole highway and within secs, 160km/h…. crazy!!! (girl – indeed. the stupid tinks, not one but two 28-yrs old man tot of)I was hold the passenger grip bar with my left hand, and right hand grabbing my headrest… The pull of the car is stronger than a plane taking off! Its more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride.

Now i understand why my friend is willing to pay $4k insurance….(girl – at the rate ur frd is driving & the rate u njoyin the ride, i think u need a 4k insurance as well, no. i need one as well. for my poor heart.)

Amazing rocket ride….

Btw i am not a fan of this ride, i prefer comfy rides like benz or lexus or audi…. but preferably turbo’ed…. heehee  (girl – guy. you. are. so. dead.  no. wait. ur ears are so dead. i’m so gotta nag at u tml when i see u. 160km/hr!! u noe, u knew.  i was upset at 120km/hr. 160km/hr and u r not the driver. sorry frd, i’m not saying tat u r reckless driver but my guy’s life in ur hands.  okie, i’m not makin sense. i need 3 glasses of water ! and guy, i dont interfere with ur freedom but i hope u had a good time that nite coz thats the last. )

Note: Guy said i sound so fierce, scare audience. 😀 chill. surprise by my own reaction as well, the tot of losing him frightened me, never had this kinda fear before.. tough position to be in, as his girl. i want him to have his fun, im the mistress of you only live once policy, it’s a 28 yr old man freedom & i noe he did njoy the rocket ride but to expose himself to danger.. for a few mins of thrilling ride. yeap, everyone take risks, everday.. let just say it a different issue if the man in the car is the person u cared abt.Yeap, kor always say i am super protective of ppl i love.. arent we all? 😉

Guys (not my guy – my mistake, my guy too! ) but GUYS in general. please take this in the spirit in which its offered..which is from a woman’s perceptive.

please. do not plant ur butt w/o asking. what? you left ur manners at home?

even though i might look as if i’m alone. fyi – i wasn’t alone, ling went to get her food.

ask & you shall receive. okie. not necessary. depends on how u look. i’m not gotta share my table with a guy who dig his nose in front of me. keke

Guy; Dun mess with her! Run for ur life – i’ll confiscate your sports shoe !

Girl –my guy does this ! let me explain the scenario: i gotten my food, left in on the table, decided to get my drink. i walk back to the table & realize there’s a stranger at ‘my’ table. hesitate. went back to ‘my’ table & sat down – opposite this stranger. ( i tink it polite to wait for ling before we both start eating ) so, there i am. waiting for ling & watchin this stranger eating his prawn mee in front me. and i wondered – what if there a gp of us & i needed the seat, i hv to chase the stranger away “sorry, take ur half-eaten prawn mee & shoo off?” 😀 that even more embarrassing.. back to my point. a.s.k.e.d before sitting. manners folks. PS – pay attention to a woman’s advise & ur life wont be endangered.

NO I’M NOT !

calm. haha

just wanna blogged abt 2 ladies i encountered.

Lady #1

ntuc cashier, waiting for my turn. look ard & saw a long que in front of me, wondering what are they waiting for? oh. 4D. decided to sms guy, will u spend 30mins que for 4D? told him i wont – waste time & wont strike anyway.  guy reply? if there is a special number or someone ask him to buy. paid for my purchases, walk out of ntuc & saw this very pregnant lady.

bothered me.

what?! must be a very special number she’s buying or she buying on behalf of a loved one. i refuse to believe, she is buying it for herself. mm. yes, being practical, everyone needs monies, but it a V-E-R-Y L-O-N-G que. tsk tsk. pregnant + long que. fyi – i hear that its 1.2m. still.

Lady #2

Bus 145. this woman behind me keeps pushing me. duh. what the hurry! turn ard wanting to give her the evil eye & oh. she is pregnant & she is pushin me with HER TUMMY. omg. i quickly give way to her. duh. all she had to do is shout “i’m pregnant, let me get on the bus!”

conclusion: being pregnant is a 9 long mths of privilege. njoy it. 😀

he texted me this:

for your entertainment: i dreamed that i am shopping with derrick at a mall, then suddenly the lights went out. then someone stole my pants when i’m still wearing it. when the lights came back, i’m w/o pants. Then i quickly go buy since I’m in the mall. But cannot find size, somemore my wallet is in that pants.. then i woke up. That’s all for afternoon joke. 😀

my reply:

for your entertainment: i daydream that you gimme a 10k worth of tiffany ring, i lost it in the toilet, den i accidentally scratch your car, i have a headache coz i slp late, i lost the ring & ur car in a terrible state. you become super sulky. end of joke. haha

let me clarify on my jokes:

i’m teasing him. i’m not into tiffany ring and i love to slp late. this habits bothered him. sorry my dear ! and sorry, i decided to broadcast these 2 jokes. good things must share. ;))

here the story of ki – ki – ki – ki.

couple on the train. toking. for some strange reason, the guy used his fingers to ‘tickle’ his gf’s chin, non-stop.

sorry. i stared at them, curiosity !

frown.

why do they do that for? on the train ! cant they like hold hands or something? shes not a cat !

frown frown frown.

met guy & told him abt it, end off the story with a warning “please DON’T do that to me!”

hence, he started “ki – ki – ki – ki” (without doing anything) just the words itself is enough to earn some laughter from me. PS – i’m sure ppl stare at me when i bite my nails on the train.

w-o-w-ed

new robot. green vehicle. ugly green.

guy don’t like the green either & he decided to change the colour !

discuss. nippon paint. yellow + silver

squat beside him. he demo & taught me how to spray.

orh.

how do I put my feelings into words?! pause. after several beats. still pausing. okie. i cant. haha

i shall just end off with a ‘i like that’

this is an absolutely stupid entry that will guarantee a IQ drop of 20 !

A – Z .. in Girl’s world

A = apple. reminds me of my stress ball.

B = bite nails / bears

C = cat. guy likes cats / cane !

D = dog. girl like dogs

E = elephant (Mira)

F = flowers / foolish. usually i called him ‘silly’ Guy – this will be ur new nix !
G = guai : guy / girl

H = hminying.com

I = ice-cream
J = jie / jen

K = ki ki ki (will blog abt this) / kor

L = laughter / love

M = mr lee / ms huang / mummy / mad by neyo. i think of him.

N = neat. not. me / nokia phone, guy

O = opps. usually means i’m in trouble. help !

P = protective guy.

Q = …

R = ribena / red car / robots !

S = shining red car… the full sentence is “guy is my knight in shining red car”

T = twin. he’s my evil twin. and jie is my real twin (you know i have a twin sis right? she look exactly like me )

U = umbrella. i have 4 umbrellas in office. go figure.
W = wordpress = this blog

X = xia. my frd.

Y = ying !

Z = zoo at changi

interesting ya?! 😀

my frd – xia saw me in this & she goes:

“your shorts is soooo short, why? where u go? blah blah blah blah…”

cool.

xplain to her my afternoon outing (wetland reserve) still, she nagged at me !

let me repeat. i am 27 years old.

wahaha.

okie i appreciate her concern and yeap, let me explain here. we reached the park at 12pm & stay til abt 2pm. yeap. what is wrong with us?! very good qn !

PS – do we look like 007 agents? call me bond.

outing kills my brain cells as i need to present this in a fun & interesting manner …

…. which is exactly how i would describe our outing — fun & interesting.

( enough of grandmother’s story ! )

here goes:

wait. i shld start with the stuff I prepared – cookies, tissue papers, plastic bags, (left out the paper fan today coz i noe it gotta be a hot day, paper fan wont ‘save’ us) and the gimmick thing i did –brought two small water bottle (pink for me & blue for him) filled up with starbucks coffee. yeap, i have my sweet but silly moments!

somebody named guy forgot to bring his backpack. “what? you taking me for granted?!” laughter.

alritey, here the schedule:

breakfast @ swensens

yum. i’m in love with the pancakes & the man opposite me. 😉 PS- i wrote tat on purpose, it happens when you are in love. ha

guess ?

hint?

hot is the right word.

energetic – how we started.

fun -walk. Guy: how far did we walk? a few km?

bothersome – when i have a running nose & no tissue paper ! ;(

caring – when he notice me feelin uncomfortable .. running nose.

brave – trying to assured him “i am okie”

scary – when we bump into a few wild dogs

stupid – toking to him & i swallow clorets.

wicked – when he laugh at me !

strange – see msia coastline

shy – we are both shy in taking solo pix.

itchy – feed mosquito.

happy – girl. a place i “always wanted” to go.

that it.

i’m out of words & end of adventure of two funny ppl frying their brains under the hot sun.