guy called me that, smts – his clorets girl.

he is right.

it only 5th day of the mth & i had consume two boxes – making it a total of 85 mints.
okay, it abit too much.

fine print on the box ‘CONTAINS PHENYLALANINE. excessive use can have laxative effect’

someone pls stop me.
wait, do you think Cadbury Adams need a clorets ambassador?

dont you just love them?

here the link:
www.uglydolls.com/#/meet-the-uglies/

sketches :

i had fun drawing. hope you njoy seeing them.

www.bricksworld.com/store/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=151

i can hardly contain my excitement !

look, what i’ve found:-

cendox v1

kaxium v3

baranus v7

uh-no. my home is flooded with robots.
btw, i can see $200 $450 flying away.

everyone – AWESOME !

realsketchchai chairealsketchbabywork in progress – unitdy me !chai chai & baby
‘draw-er’ need to slp but i promise to draw d rest of the crew..  soon..
nitey nite pple

gjrl drawn this using free style (not drawn to scale)
**signed off by girl

guy did this using autocad (drawn to scale)

from optical 88.. my degree 150 / 150.  astigmatism – 50 /  left eye.i dunno how to describe the colour – off-red? reddish? copper-red? can u imagine me in spec? here goes:self-shot #6 – call me student huang.self-shot #7 – my room’s light gave me a ghostly-fairness.self-shot #8 – never give a woman a camera.. the audience will suffer.self-shot #9 – end of suffering. self-shot #10- even my bear cant resist.

hey, remember this entry? guy’s wrote:
Before marriage, the stupid things the man did, the woman will think its cute and funny, and maybe sweet…

After marriage, the stupid things the man did, the woman will think its really stupid and very irriating…

who’s with me? i’m betting, someday, guy will find my ideas / tots / what-ifs really stupid. i think by den, he will gimme a don’t-be-dumb-look and wont bother with a witty answer.

folks, i be sure to blog abt that when the day comes !

(kick!)

mcd:

‘guy, my fillet is really salty’ – start giggling coz i tot of something stupid.

i continued, ‘i shall eat until the last bite den go to counter & demand for a new-burger’ * giggle * ‘no wait, what will YOU do if i really demand for a burger?’

i gave him a naughty grin.

‘you shld tell me earlier, i’ll just buy one meal’

*burst out in laughter *

i love his witty comeback.

can you imagine the monies we will save! i’ll be rich by 35, but banned from major restuarants & make numerous appearances at Stomp.
i be famous for pulling off infamous act.

called me poor little rich girl den.

Part 1:
competing for ‘worst customer serivce officer’

contestant  1– optician:
spec in need. for school. excited abt getting a spec. demanded kor to get change & let go NOW.

jurong point.

unfriendly-looking man giving out balloons outside the opticial sthop. tsk tsk.

anyway, balloon man serve me. settle on the design, asked abt pricing and balloon man asked “whats your degree?”

i have no idea. happily did a test & realise i’m straining my eyes reading the screen. my eyes.. watery & blurry, shaking my head, blinking furiously trying to get a clear vision.

and mr balloon man got impatient with me – the way he command me for the re-test & finally a ‘don’t move ur head!’

“fine” i shoot back. i was getting tired of sitting straight & enough of his impatience tone.

balloon man tone down & speak to me nicely.

this is not a contest. he don’t get points for being rude. in fact, he might just lose a customer. thank god for my little patience.
PS – pls don’t spoilt my happy-mood.

contestant  2 -staff at retail shop:

graphics card. kor asked for the cheapest. the staff recommended a $79 graphics card. Kor repeated his request patiently. $29.

‘sir, member?
no.
‘do you wanna sign up?’
no
‘do you wanna sign up for me?’

he gave kor the oh-pretty-pls-look. kor gave him a look.

guys ! pls. don’t. do the bright eye for me look. its just wrong.

the result: both of them win hands down. sorry, no standing ovation.

Part 2:
feeling generous & i shall do this: best service award: mcd lady

lunched with guy. mcd. craving for double-fillet.

he came back from the gents & i was smiling.

old lady walked in with a walking cane. mcd lady went over to help her settled down, ask old lady patiently what she like to have, confirmed the order, took the old lady monies, delivered the food to her.

warmth & fuzzy.

guy felt tat it’s ‘normal’ hmm. not too sure what does his normal imply.

anyway, kind mcd lady remain me of this sentence, i read it somewhere..

‘there are good ppl in the world. they all could have chosen to be cold, cruel, indifference. that would be easy. brutality, i think, comes naturally to human beings. but they choose to be good’

Part 3:

come on! lets sum up this entry with: worst customer: mcd man

guy encounter so .. he shall write abt it. haha – do your homework boy !

It was super late dinner. Nothing else to choose but MCD…

There were 4 counters and only 2 are open, and i was in the queue. There came a weird guy, abt 35-40 yrs old, came to the closed counter and ask and cashier, “This counter close ah?”… Obvious rite? Or else why got 2 long queues?…

After ordering, i wait aside for my food. The weird guy handed the malay cashier something and said “Can throw for me pls”. The cashier pointed the dustbin near the exit. The weird guy said “Aiya throw for me lar” and push the ‘something’ to the malay cashier…. Guess wat? Its a tissue…. and i saw him rubbing his nose with that tissue!!! So unhygienic!!! The malay cashier bo bian and throw it for him with a disgusted look. If its me, i will die die refuse. I pity the cashier.

Then the weird guy order an ice-cream cone. When the cashier gave him the ice-cream, he said “Huh! So small ah?!”. The cashier goes “Yes, its this size”… He said “Aiyo!”… Shake his head and walk off…. I smiled to the cashier with the watsup-with-him-look…

The world is filled with all sorts of pple….

“nobody is perfect. i am nobody”

saw this little quote yesterday & i know instinctly it belongs to my blog.

so, pls forgive me for being a okay-writer / bad spell-er / terrible draw-er