started with him & yeap, he seems to passed his ‘disease’ to me.
east to west.

my boy is totally out, i’m half-functioning.
he received the full impact, mine is milder version.
he’s been to the doc twice, i havent. (hanging in there.. )

the symptoms :
headache, feverish, hot-cold, loss of appetite
strange that sometimes we both feel okie, totally fine, sometimes we both feel like crap.

whatsup?!
G .. trying not to pass out!

g2 to g1: wow, that guy is so young but married.
g1: how do u know?!
g2: he’s wearin weddin band.
g1: woah, u notice?
g2: he served me meh, so yeap, i saw it.

g1 didnt even bothered.
see, that the difference between man & woman.
we are more observant aka kapo ! 🙂

oh.
i’m lazy to type girl or guy, so it became g1 and g2.
pretty easy to guess who is g1 and g2.

G

dinner @ tcc.

girl: what will you do if i whip out my camera & photograph our food?

guy is cool abt it.
my jie say she will slap me if i did that with her.

guy: why?
girl: i wont.

*pause

went on to informed him i will not photograph the food i’m eating. what? i’m gotta write restaurant review, ambience, food, service level. waste time. haha ! dont be a slave to food review !

he felt tat one day i will, when i run out of things to blog abt.

my reply? thats not the direction i want. haha
guy: woah, ur blog got direction?!

went on to state that my blog even have vision, mission statement and slogan ! haha !

just for kicks.
slogan: live life dangerously. keke !
run for your life boy.

honestly, i wont run out of topics..
in fact, guy is surprised to realised i have alot of draft entrys!
and if, someday, i’m out of topic. i’ll draw.

so, folks you can forget abt seeing food review at this blog. but if u want i can photograph leftover food, i dislike bein the norm. 🙂

*wink.
G

when someone smile at you?
girl – smile back
guy – raise my eyebrow & give him a what-look?!

when someone thanks you?
girl – thank you
guy – depends on the situation

when someone quarrel in front of you?
girl – watch. free show
guy – watch and kapo

when the person beside you fart on the train?
girl – gave him a rude stare
guy – of coz move away asap lar

when the person behind you kept knocking on your seats, in the camera? (am i makin sense?!)
girl – this happened recently. no response from me coz i dunno how guy will react if i turn back & politely tell the person to stop it. my boy might think that I am rude..
guy – tell him to stop. coz why suffer in silence

when you are tired?
girl – wait til i’m really really tired den slp
guy – sleep

when you are put on hold?
girl – my patience is 5mins.. or you will hear the dead tone. my boy always put me on hold ! keke !
guy – 5mins. hang up. and call again to put the other person on hold…

when girl did such entry?
girl – expect guy to fill in the blanks, he gotta entertain me !
guy – no choice. shrug.

there’s a lesson in everything right? so say the ten rules book.
i lost this little blog entry, tot tat i saved it but apparently i didnt!
here the re-entry.

this entry is inspired by my book – this policewoman who have seen it all.
it gotta be a long entry but interesting.. at least to me, read it if u have the time..

the story goes:
policewoman called out to a preschool after a 5yr old boy disclosed to his teacher that he had be assaulted in the bathroom. the alleged perpetrator -the kids’s classmate, another 5yr old. upon further investigation, the police had determined tat the suspect lived with registered sex offenders. the first being this father & second his older bro. the court determined it was not in the boy’s best interest to break up the family. instead the kid was kicked out of the presch for inappropriate contact with another classmates.

6 mths later, police encounter the same kid again, this time he was a witness to a triple homicide, perpetrated by his older bro.

a kid like tat, who by the age of five had been a repeated victim of sexual assault, a perpetrator of sexual assault, and den a witness to a triple homicide.. well, it’s not like he was gonna grow up to be president, now, was he?

woah. are you worried abt the kind of books i’m readin? hehe ! PS -romance not my cup of tea lah.

anyway, let me say this first. i am being bo liao. its just a novel but got me thinki..

you screwed up & its others fault instead of your own. come on! it easy to blame everyone else when it hurts to blame yourself, but in the end, you gotta face it. true, the 5 yr old had a difficult childhood not by choice but does it auto-entitled him a license to further screw up his own life? no. it dont.

you hear stories of how some kid triumph it all, despite a drunken mum or abusive dad. its when human determination comes into play. it make sense to take d easy way out & be a loser but isnt it more practically to do something abt it.

i’m a firm believer in life happens, we just have to face it & choose our path. of coz, you need time out to whine and heal some wounds but what are you gotta do abt it after the curtains are closed..

you are at a crossroad. be responsible with your choices pple,. upgrade or degrade yourself. woah, like buying car. haha

no, i dont expect the 5 yr old boy to become the president, i just want him to be normal, normal just like you and me. instead of taking the other path which is simply drugs, jail, dead by 25 and left behind a child or two.

remember:
anyone is capable of anything, including me.
life is what you made of it.

impossible is nothing.

G.
long entry. i needed a place to empty my tots ! 🙂
nitey nite.

guy – here’s my monster.each (monster) with their own story. G

guy said my tolerance level is high.

nada. i do have my list of please-dont-do-this!

(in order of importance no scratch that, in order of i cant take it ! keke)

# 1 – lying down & eating.
my friend, this is a huge mistake. how could anyone do this? i caught my guy doin this during camping. he was lying down comfortably & munching on some chips. i chide him on his mistake. it just wrong ! when you are eating, you have to sit properly. he can even drink water when lying down. he told me – he can. got him to demo for me , impressed and of coz i continue with my mini-lecture.

#2 – hugging ur gf’s bag.
i saw this at LJS the other day. the guy sitting there comfortably huggin his gf’s bag. erm. its kinda wrong right? i saw it & decided immediately that i dont like it. sit properly and wait for ur gf, DONT hug her bag ! just sit & wait.

#3 – man with ponytail.
it does look sorta cool in a out of fashion way. (not tat i’m a fashionta, is there sucha word?? anyway..!) the guy dressed well, nice shirt, nice watch, nice bag but the hair, its d killer. tsk tsk.

end of my list.

am i fussy?!
hmm, maybe.
it goes to show everyone is indeed different. what might seems acceptable to some is a complete no-no to others.. and that’s why humans are interesting !
G.

no reason for this sketch.
G

waiting for lift when i noticed something at the lift door. took a closer look & realised its a hand outside the lift door (as shown)

the hand wriggle.

*bewildered

just den, the lift door opened & the maintenance man stepped out of the lift.
(use your imagination to picture the scene! 😉
took a few seconds for my brain to register the scene & another few seconds before i remember to breath.

my next tot was “woah, 7mth leh!”

walked back to office & told guy abt it. he said i shld step on the hand.
truth was – i was too scared to let out a scream !

kor said only such thing will happen to u , dumb girl. keke
G.