jokes for your friday:
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me
how to do the
splits. He said, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said,
‘I can’t make Tuesdays
or Thursdays’

I went to the local video shop and I said, ‘Can I
borrow Batman
Forever?’ He said, ‘No, you’ll have to bring it
back tomorrow’

laughter and all.